by the way, someone ripped one my ideas off again:



vs. [link] and a couple gods girsls sets.

wtfffffffffffff.




I love my sick sense of humor.

the rookie day 3 extraction on myspace..This is the movie i worked on last month. it is a 24 spin off

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the premier party is tomorrow night at the design center, and i want to go soooo bad and i want to take jesse with me to his first premier but the movie has a couple murder scenes tnd language that probably isnt appropriate for a six year old boy so we are going to go see horton hears a who instead.

i went on a great adventure last week. this poor truck has been beat to shit by me. it ran out of oil and overheated but still made it through 3 states. i figure some day i will abandon it at an abandoned gas station like this one.



that is freya, after the shoot she took me to chilis and i ate soemthing called an awesome blossom. she is waaaay more awesome than the awesome blossom.

this was the strangest week ever.

i was walking around one night lost looking for mccormick and schmitd on rodeo drive so i asked a pretty girl on the sidewalk for directions and it was mischa barton from the oc. she is a very pretty blonde woman and is really nice, but she pointed me in the opposite direction. never get directions from a blonde. i thought that she was watching me walk away b/c she thought i was cute but i bet it's because she knew she gave me bum info.

one day i was at W hotel in westwood and the band oasis walked up and asked me something???? but the dude's thick ass english hackney style accent was like speaking a foreign language so i was like "what?" and the singer dude was like "sdkofjgojaeiopfgjiopaeurhjguimhjedfopgajweuipra " and then i was like "what?" and he repeated the same alien language "gioejrovtjaseuioairgjkaeg" so i was like "what?" and then the guitar player guy tried to interpret "eogfrjyevskcfnhasdhfiuawchdiufh" so i just nodded my head and walked away. they r staying at a penthouse at W for a month.

i worked for michelle on playyboy perfume so i was super excited to meet a grip load of nude playmates but when i showed up, it was all male models selling men's cologne. the funny part is most male models are gay. (not that there is anything wrong with that). the commercials were shot by paul hunter for pretty bird.

i worked with chelsea hadler (she's awesome) and jenny mccarthy (she's awesome) and leah again for motherhood. there was a cute little black glamour model that i asked for her number and i was flirty with and i gave her a piggy back ride and i was hangin with on set, BUT there was also a make up artist on set that i hooked up with the week before. at one point i was sitting in a director's chair in the driveway and both girls came outside to chat with me and stood on either sides of me.. it was the most UNCOMFORTABLE situation i have ever been in with women in my life. this kind of thing only happens in the movies... i think they both knew what was going on but neither one backed down....so i just walked away... i bet they are planning revenge..ha ha rule # 37 never mess around with girls that you will have to work with.

i shot with swindel the other day (she's awesome) i barely shoot for gg anymore ever so when i do i get kinda excited b/c i have a stupid thing called pride...but swindel had a date at night and seemed like she just wanted to bang it out and move on so i shot really fast and crappy..im looking at the shots right now... they are average... and i am disappointed in myslef...again.

i shot a man who's nose was chewed off when he got mauled by a pack of dogs..he is going through reconstructive surgery.

i bought a 400$ snowboarding coat from val surf bc i liked the way it looked, but i havent seen snow in two yeatrs. (poser)

i went to take a shower for ten minutes and roomate #2 came in my room and told a woman who i kind of like that i "never get laid and cant get a girl and i am sort of a loser and the roommates all hate me." that woman got creeped out bc she didnt want to do me any favors.. thanks for opening your big fucking mouth stupid bitch.

I am editing some video for my internet network..i shoot some really good stuff if i try harder, i wish someone was paying me for it but sometimes you sail on a cruise line and sometimes it is better to build your own boat..even if it is only a canoe...

there is a woman that i have a huge crush on but i have never met her and have only seen a couple pictures of her. she lives really far away from me.. she is more like my pen pal that i text with all day long lke everyday... its kind of stupid really bc i do not even know her but i wrote something like "u already know that i think you are smoking hot but you keep playing hard to get", and as soon as i pushed send i saw that my text was sent to a different woman.....! someone who is kinda of stalking me that i am scared of.. of course that woman then sent me a million texts with "baby im not hard to get i will come over right now" kinda stuff...i feel like a super shitty person for dodging a woman like that...texting on the iphone can be dangerous.